Standard list of TW husband

I was reading on a girl's website that was asking for standard list of ideal husband. This thing doesn't work out on me. Whatever I listed, I forgot a thing: Mr. Right must fall in love with me. The list: Tall - I like to lay on his chest. Be honest - DC tells me what he did, no need to trace him, plus he works at home. Funny skill - DC is good in language on telling joke. Helpful on housework - DC will do if I ask. But he's pretty auto in front of my parents. First to apologize- DC always do, even it's my fault. Being romantic - IOU, IOU, IOU Kiss - Habit Listen to wife - unrefusable with my request. Well, it is with condition with DC. The reason DC surprised me coz 3 sentences he learned first in Chinese and in Taiwanese. IOU. / I'm sorry. / I'm wrong.